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50+💕❤😘 Dirty Knock knock jokes [2023] 💕❤😘

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Dirty Knock knock jokes are a classic form of humor that are usually silly and nonsensical that has been around for generations. These jokes are the best ways to break the silence and bring a smile to everyone’s face by lightening up your mood, in any awkward or uncomfortable situation.

Like – Sometimes, When we are discussing with our family or friends, suddenly things happened that we use some words – “Dirty Wordswhich have slightly different meanings, the amazing thing is that without knowing we use such words or sentences, and everybody “l;augh” on that.

I often love to use these kinds of Dirty Jokes with my friends, colleagues, and with my girlfriend, it’s awesome when your friends laugh at these knock knock jokes, It’s amazing!!!

100+ Dirty Knock Knock Jokes:

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I often love to use these kinds of adult Jokes with my friends, colleagues, and girlfriend; it’s awesome when your friends laugh at these knock-knock jokes for adults; it’s amazing!!! 

And, I’m sure most of you who are reading this post also used bad words (DIrty jokes) and you are here for finding some new jokes by which you can laugh your dearests, so don’t get any delay you can check my 100+ new Dirty Knock Knock Jokes which is based on Christmas, Halloween, Boyfriend, and Girlfriend, etc…

Please enjoy reading…!!!

1.   Knock knock,
😘 – who’s there?
💕 – I’m the master,
😘 – Master Who?
💕 – master Condom.

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2. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Jamaica.
😘 – Jamaica who?
💕 – Me… horny Jamaica.

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3. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Mayan Ipples.
😘 – Mayan Ipples who?
💕 – Mayan Ipples are so hard right now.

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4. Knock, knock!
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – A Big Asshole!
😘 – Whose Big Asshole!
💕 – Open the door and find out, this big asshole!

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5. Knock knock!
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – MutherFucker.
😘 – MutherFucker who?
💕 – MutherFucker to do something naughty with your Mom.

————————————💕❤😘… – n4gm

Getting fun… while reading these interesting knock knock Jokes…, We have a list of different types of jokes so carry on reading below –

1. dirty funny knock knock jokes

Knock Knock Dirty Jokes

Here in this post, we have mentioned 10+ most interesting dirty funny knock knock jokes which you never find or heard anywhere else before…

1. Knock, Knock!
😘 – Who’s There?
💕 – Budweiser!
😘 – Budweiser who?
💕 – Budweiser, Your mother taking more dear!!!


2. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Justin.
😘 – Justin who?
💕 – You’re justin time to lick my pussy!!!…


3. Knock, knock.
💕 – Who’s there?
😘 – YoDAd.
💕 – Jamaican who?
😘 – YoDad, Horney Bad.


4. Knock, Knock!
💕 – Who’s There?
😘 – Anita!
💕 – Anita who?
😘 – Anita Dick inside me!


5. Knock, knock.
💕 – Who’s there?
😘 – Baby owl.
💕 – Baby owl who?
😘 – The baby owl sees you later at my place.


2. knock knock jokes for adults 

Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

Here are some of our special knock knock adult jokes, I hope you really enjoy them and apply them to your besties… Think that’s Amazing!!!! Youuuuhuuuu…

1. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Helda dick.
😘 – who’s Helda’s dick?
💕 – I hella dick and the wind blew it for me.

2. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Youur mama.
😘 – Youur mama who?
💕 – Youur mama woke up in my bed again.

3. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Do you want CDs?
😘 – Whose two CDs?
💕 – two CDs nudes?

4. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Saul.
😘 – Saul who?
💕 – Saul there is. There ain’t no more…

5. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Iguana.
😘 – Iguana who?
💕 – Iguana feel you up, baby.


3. knock knock jokes flirty 

Knock Knock Jokes Flirty

If you wanna flirt with anyone then you need to impress him/her with your flirty, funny jokes, these jokes will definitely help you in getting your connection. And Inbox me if you get success!!!

1. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Police.
😘 – Police who?
💕 – Police tell me I’m your type!

2. Knock knock?
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Oman.
😘 – Oman who?
💕 – Oman, you sure are cute!

3. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Do-ya.
😘 – Do-ya who?
💕 – Do-ya want to go out with me?

4. Knock, knock!
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Pauline!
😘 – Pauline Who?
💕 – I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

5. Knock, knock!
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Cynthia.
😘 – Cynthia, who?
💕 – Cynthia you have been away, I missed you.


4. funny knock knock jokes for adults

If you are a funny guy and want to upgrade your adult funny vocab, then you can use funny jokes for adults.

1. Knock, knock!
😘 – Who’s there? 
💕 – Beak. 
😘 – Beak who? 
💕 – Beak careful, that pan is hot!

2. Knock knock. 
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Iva. 
😘 – Iva who? 
💕 – Iva sore hand from knocking so long!

3. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there? 
💕 – School. 
😘 – School who? 
💕 – School your ass.

4. Knock knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Willis!
😘 – Willis who?
💕 – Willis dick fit in your mouth?

5.  Knock knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Iguana.
😘 – Iguana who?
💕 – Iguana touch your butt-crack!


5. for adults dirty

1. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Rowie.
😘 – Rowie who’s?
💕 – Rowie gonna hide his affair from your husband?

2. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Ben Dover.
😘 – Ben Dover who?
💕 – Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!

3. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Helda dick.
😘 – Helda dick who?
💕 – I helda dick and the wind blew it for me.

4. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Baby owl.
😘 – Baby owl who?
💕 – Baby owl see you later at my place.

5. Knock, knock.
😘 – Who’s there?
💕 – Yo mama.
😘 – Yo mama who?
💕 – Yo mama woke up in my bed again.


6. dirty pick up lines 

1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re justin time to wipe my bottom.

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs nudes?

3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita Colo.
Anita Colo who?
Anita colonoscopy.

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.

5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?


7. halloween knock-knock jokes for adults 

1. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme

2. Knock knock,
who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position

3. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Anus

4. Knock knock,
who’s there?
lover,
lover who?
it’s me,
how many lovers do you have?

5. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Weiner


8. knock knock halloween jokes for adults

1. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job

2. Knock Knock,
who’s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that booty

3. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.

4. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tag, tag who?
I thought you said you wanted to be chaste

5. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana have a good time


9. Christmas knock knock jokes dirty 

1. Knock knock,
who’s there?
toot toot,
toot toot who?
no one,
I was actually just motorboating

2. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin time for something naughty

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